Sorry I missed Church I was Busy Practicing Witchcraft and Becoming a Lesbian Graphic T-Shirt

Skipped church. Chose witchcraft.

A comfy tee for anyone whose weekend plans involve questionable life choices, moonlit rituals, and admiring women. Features bold gothic lettering guaranteed to make at least one stranger laugh and another ask where you got it.

✨ Soft, comfy, and mildly cursed.

Wear responsibly. Side effects may include compliments from goth girls.

Features

✨ Soft and comfortable everyday fit
✨ Premium graphic print with durable design
✨ 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on graphic

Size Guide

Size	US Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Length (in)
XXS	32	31.5	30.7	22.0
XS	34	33.9	33.1	23.6
S	36	38.6	37.8	25.2
M	38	41.7	40.9	26.4
L	40	43.3	42.5	27.6
XL	42	44.1	43.3	28.4
XXL	44	45.7	44.9	29.1
XXXL	46-48	46.5	45.7	29.9
4XL	50	47.2	46.5	30.7
5XL	52	49.6	48.8	31.5

Fit Tip

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